Wales is so demode.

Yes, I have been gone for a long time. But now I am back.

Do not go to Wales. It is the most demode place on Earth. I almost feel demode simply for having been there. Fortunately it was for less than 24 hours. But still. All I remember is that there was the countryside, and mud, and farmers, and then I felt queasy. Urgh.

Thank Chanel, I am back in civilization now.

I am still in shock though. Perhaps I should wrap myself up in Chanel to get rid of the dirty air of the demode?